Akon:
Huh,so Akon is coming to Kampala for real!For the guys who mind their pockets,we’ll have to part with 30,000.That could buy me some airtime,take me out and some friends.But I don’t want to think about it coz it’s AKON we’re talking about here!

Oneuganda.com:
Some creative guy thought it’d be good to have our own social networking site,just us Ugandans.Too bad the site doesn’t have much to show for all the fuss that’s been flying around about it.

Nicholas Sarkozy:
Tit for tat must be a fair game,i think.Just after divorcing his wife,His Excellency hooked up and hitched Bruna.Not to be left out,his ex wife waited just long enough for her ex husband to settle,before she also got married.Now am not really a believer in love(falling in love) and that’s why.if you stumble and fall in love,next time you instinctively watch your step.fall in and fall out of love.

Liverpool Vs Man-u:
The last time i felt like killing a supporter of a rival team was when Arsenal humiliated Livrpool,not once but thrice!Just as i was starting to come to terms with such dangerous emotions,Man-U thrashed us 3-0.Never mind that we were one man less for most to the game,thanks to Xavier Mascherano who for all the player he is,he lacks in manners.After such matches,I wish the coach lived somewhere in Uganda or at least in Africa.